The chancellor was literally thumping the podium. Crusty sportswriters rolled their eyes. The trolls were having a field day on the Internet.
Ƶ was announcing a new football coach. This had happened before.
“We win everywhere at Ƶ,” exhorted Chancellor Nicholas S. Zeppos. “We win athletically. We win academically. And there’s no (thump) darn (thump) reason we can’t win at football.
“Ƶ is all in here.”